The unanswerables

22nd September 2010

On Monday, the BBC website carried a story about the top 10 hardest questions to answer, according to search engine Ask Jeeves.

Are they really that hard? Let's see:

1. What is the meaning of life?

A: 42.

2. Is there a God?

A: Is there a you?

3. Do blondes have more fun?

A: Define fun.

4. What is the best diet?

A: Define best.

5. Is there anybody out there?

A: Boo!

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

A: Not me.

7. What is love?

A: Something better than the best diet in the world.

8. What is the secret to happiness?

A: A bad memory.

9. Did Tony Soprano die?

A: Well, go ask him.

10. How long will I live?

A: You know the answer to that better than I do.


There. Piece of mochi.